The Full Story
About AstroLabs
Everyone asks if we’re from the future.
But the truth is far stranger: we’re from the past.
AstroLabs was founded nearly 2 million years ago by a highly advanced civilization that watched this planet start to fall apart and decided to dip. We left Earth, mastered intergalactic travel, and colonized more planets than we could reasonably name. Along the way, we perfected the craft of growing truly elite flower — because every galaxy needs a flagship strain.
After eons of cosmic exploration, we returned to the one place worthy of our knowledge: the Green Mountain State. Now, armed with 2 million years of wisdom, technology, and questionable decisions, we produce the finest cannabis this universe has ever witnessed.
AstroLabs: Prepare for Liftoff
Prepare for Liftoff
Small batch, hand trimmed, and grown with intention; because we believe the best cannabis comes from people who truly care. From seed to final cure, we’re here to craft something for those who appreciate the difference.
Innovation in our DNA
We’re always searching for what’s next. New expressions & flower that hits heavy, screams loud, and delivers an experience worthy of liftoff.
